This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mud Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They were a real stuck in the mud. I used to be addicted to mud wrestling but I’ve been clean for years now. Went… Continue reading Mud Jokes
Tag: Cheesy Jokes
Money Jokes
The theme of this week’s one-liners and puns is money jokes, which come with the normal caveats of not to expect them to be either too funny or too original. I hope you enjoy them anyway…. When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather… … Continue reading Money Jokes
Time Jokes
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes
Sign Jokes
Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014. After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week. Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or… Continue reading Sign Jokes
More Christmas Cracker Jokes
I posted one or two – or many more – jokes last week that had a Christmas theme, but now that we have had Christmas and a few more have appeared, here are a few more Christmas Cracker jokes for you, which as always, may not be particularly original, or even that funny for that… Continue reading More Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Cracker Jokes
As it’s the 20th December, it seems that there is only one topic that would be appropriate for this week’s puns and one-liners, and that is, of course, Christmas Cracker jokes. I know that this list normally comes with the health warning that they are not particularly funny or original, and that is especially true… Continue reading Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Jumper Jokes
For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes. Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny. It may… Continue reading Christmas Jumper Jokes
Dessert Jokes
With one-liners on food and restaurants in recent weeks, desserts – as in cakes, not as in sand – seems to be the next logical topic, so please do enjoy. They come with the normal guarantee of unoriginality and unfunniness…. I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop.… Continue reading Dessert Jokes
Restaurant Jokes
After last week’s food jokes, the topic this week is restaurant jokes, which as normal, come with no guarantee of being funny or original. In fact quite the opposite. I hope you enjoy them… Out for dinner last night, I ordered from The Specials menu. Think I had Too Much Fu Yung. Went to a… Continue reading Restaurant Jokes
Food jokes
This week’s topic of jokes for a Friday is food, always a popular choice, at least with me. As normal, these food jokes may not be your “cup of tea”, and don’t expect too much originality or them to be that funny… I had a pelican curry the other day. It tasted… Continue reading Food jokes