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Card Jokes

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

My son made me a rather lovely Fathers’ Day card for last weekend, so here is a page of card jokes. Don’t expect them to be overly original or funny…       A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between a dock and a card place.   There’s a problem… Continue reading Card Jokes

Yoga Jokes

Saw a sign for a beginner's yoga class. It said "enquire within".

Next week, on the 21st June, is World Yoga Day, so this week’s puns and one liners take the theme of Yoga Jokes.  Of course, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…. and thankfully there are no photos of me taking part in any yoga sessions.       What sort of creature hibernates in… Continue reading Yoga Jokes

Ink Jokes

I tried to shave with a bic recently. Got ink everywhere.

A quick look around the study for inspiration for this week’s one liners, and I spotted the printer.  We’ve already had printer jokes, so here are some ink jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity….       Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra… Continue reading Ink Jokes

Dance Jokes

I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.

The topic for this week’s series of puns is dance jokes, and hopefully these won’t get you moving away from the screen.  As normal, don’t expect too many original moves in this one, and they might not be that funny…       I saw an Irish dancing show today called ‘Streamdance’. It’s not quite… Continue reading Dance Jokes

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