This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Barn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn. Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved… Continue reading Barn Jokes
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Line Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Line Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging. Took a risk washing my clothes when there… Continue reading Line Jokes
Recipe Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Recipe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking. The recipe said “chill in… Continue reading Recipe Jokes
Dark Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark once. Think he was rodeo active. The electricity company cut my friend off without… Continue reading Dark Jokes
Fishing Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… It’s the Fishing tournament today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream? Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. … Continue reading Fishing Jokes
Helium Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react. Heard a… Continue reading Helium Jokes
Engineer Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates. Managed to get some engineering calculations wrong by using the wrong pencil. It… Continue reading Engineer Jokes
Newspaper Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Newspaper Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation. Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a… Continue reading Newspaper Jokes
Garage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake. My car sailed through its MOT inspection. The garage is… Continue reading Garage Jokes
Oyster Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish. What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg. A friend… Continue reading Oyster Jokes