Month: July 2013

Bad Joke Friday….

A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny.  If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.       What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward. What do you call a man… Continue reading Bad Joke Friday….

Some more puns for a Friday….

A friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It stops the cravings for carrots all day.

As you know, Friday is bad joke day, so here are some more puns that are not original, or even that funny… I hope that you do enjoy them, and there is a list at the bottom of the page to other, similar bad jokes…       “Sunday, Monday, Happy Days / Tuesday, Wednesday,… Continue reading Some more puns for a Friday….

More bad one-liners….

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

Friday morning means let’s find some more one-liners…  Here are some old, unoriginal puns to make you groan… These one-liners are no better than the normal collection..       Went to the Shoe Menders’ Convention. What a load of cobblers.   A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between… Continue reading More bad one-liners….

A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

A guy told me to buy shares in a company that makes alcohol from apples. He's been done for in-cider trading...

As normal, a few cheesy corny puns for a Friday, and as normal, they are not original, not new, and mostly not that funny.  But hopefully they will raise a few groans….     Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them…   A guy told me to buy shares in a company that… Continue reading A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday