This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seagull Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why did the seagull cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
Which side of a seagull has most feathers? The outside.
Heard about a seagull who stole a sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
Used to wonder which website I could use to get kittiwake slime, then I realised it was Goo-Gull.
Tried to kiss a seagull once and ended up with a peck on the cheek.
When a gull flies over the sea, it’s a seagull. The ones that fly over bays are better bread…
A smart seagull told me he invests his money in the stork market.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
I saw a bird so big today that it was more than a seagull, maybe a d-gull. Or even an eagle.
Saw some seagulls having a coffee. It was a nest cafe.
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