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More Cow Jokes

Two cows in a field in Scotland. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf.

Last week’s topic for one-liners and puns was Tractors, based on how much my son likes them. Following on the same theme, here are some more cow jokes – last collection here. As normal, don’t expect them to be either too funny or too original. In fact, these are mainly very old and worthy of… Continue reading More Cow Jokes

Tractor Jokes

A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".

My son Xander’s favourite word at the moment seems to be “Tractor”, so in his honour, this week’s puns and one-liners come with the theme of tractor jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality, or hilarity….     I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer.   A farmer friend… Continue reading Tractor Jokes

Rain Jokes

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

After a rather glorious July, August seems to have arrived with a reminder of what summer showers in the UK can be like, and so, as my journey home yesterday was punctuated with heavy rain, it seemed that Rain Jokes was a good a topic for this week’s puns and one liners as ever.  Rather… Continue reading Rain Jokes

Scarecrow Jokes

I saw a chap fighting with a scarecrow once. I thought, "he's just clutching at straws".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scarecrow Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…  although appropriately enough, these are more corny than normal.       A scarecrow friend of mine tried out as a stand up comedian, but he was too corny.   Another scarecrow… Continue reading Scarecrow Jokes

Flying Jokes

When I wear contact lenses, I keep seeing Russian aircraft flying around in front of my eyes. The doctor said it could be some kind of optical Ilyushins.

I was out this week with a couple of friends, and they suggested that a page of one-liners about holidays may be topical. However, as we have had holiday jokes already, I thought flying jokes would be a relatively close topic. As ever, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…     A… Continue reading Flying Jokes

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