Worm Jokes

The fact that we call them "Earth worms" implies that there's another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Worm Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Found some wormholes in my really old cabinet. Looked into it and it took me to a different galaxy. A friend of mine lost his job at a fishing supplies company. He… Continue reading Worm Jokes

Drill Jokes

Do you know all you need to drill little holes? Only a little bit.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I introduced a friend to my hammer, my chisel and my saw. He knows the drill. “I didn’t see you at camouflage drill”.“Thank you, sir”. Pressed the Hammer Function button on my… Continue reading Drill Jokes

Burns Night Jokes

I call my mate The Exorcist. Every time I invite him round for Burns Supper, the spirits disappear.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Burns Night Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was trying to come up with my own recipe for haggis, but I’m not sure what it entrails. I was going to make a haggis, but I didn’t have the stomach… Continue reading Burns Night Jokes

Inflation Jokes

Just like the economy, my waistline has suffered from inflation over the years.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Inflation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Sad to hear about the last local balloon company closing. It couldn’t keep up with the high cost of inflation…. Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180… Continue reading Inflation Jokes

Dash Jokes

What goes trot trot dash dash trot? Horse code.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the longest morse code message? The 100 yard dash. Ok, got to go off and grow some hair on my upper lip. Must dash. Got sent an apology made up of… Continue reading Dash Jokes