Month: August 2020

Tap Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Tap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I woke up this morning with a tap on the door. The plumber thinks he’s funny. I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling… Continue reading Tap Jokes

Wizard Jokes

What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs? A Dobby.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wizard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. Spell check: Quality control for wizards. Why was Gandalf unhappy at work? He couldn’t get the… Continue reading Wizard Jokes

Wallet Jokes

They say the camera adds ten pounds, so I've started taking photos of my wallet.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wallet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet? He was hoping for some change in the weather. Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other… Continue reading Wallet Jokes

Monk Jokes

I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never got the chants.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Monk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars. A local Bhuddist monk went… Continue reading Monk Jokes