Month: October 2019

Oyster Jokes

Surprised they wouldn't accept my Oyster card in the local Shell station...

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish.   What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg.   A friend… Continue reading Oyster Jokes

Steam Jokes

I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.   Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed… Continue reading Steam Jokes

Radio Jokes

I get my love of music from my father, who was a conductor. He always listened to the radio on his bus.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes

Pop Jokes

Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Lollipop ladies make me cross.   Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.  … Continue reading Pop Jokes