Month: December 2022

Lego Jokes

Of course we don't refer to them as Lego Doctors. We call them Plastic Surgeons.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lego Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A lorry load of Lego bricks has overturned on the motorway. Police say they don’t know what to make of it. I’ve invented a boot made entirely out of Lego. When you… Continue reading Lego Jokes

Snowman Jokes

I saw a snowman playing Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me on the piano. Meltin' John.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Snowman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman. Was on a ship and spotted the Abominable Snowman in a uniform. Turns out he was their Chief… Continue reading Snowman Jokes

Mince Jokes

Ordered some ground beef but the delivery drivers are on strike. Some day my mince will come.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mince Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it. A mince pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry,… Continue reading Mince Jokes

Multiple Choice Jokes

Help me decide if I should set up a Victor Meldrew account on Twitter: a) Don’t b) Leave It

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Multiple Choice Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Help me decide if I should set up a Victor Meldrew account on Twitter:a) Don’tb) Leave It Really like someone but they just don’t know how to do multiple choice tests.… Continue reading Multiple Choice Jokes

Pain Jokes

Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Tried to tell the doctor I’d hurt my hand opening French sparkling wine, he told me it was a sham pain. What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket?… Continue reading Pain Jokes