This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eject Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got ejected from karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts. A friend didn’t pay his bill after someone ejected… Continue reading Eject Jokes
Month: September 2022
Boring Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boring Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day. Went to Glastonbury once with a boring friend. They were a real stuck in the mud.… Continue reading Boring Jokes
Walking Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Walking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying. I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet. I’ve decided to… Continue reading Walking Jokes
Symbol Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Symbol Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Being in a pyramid is like being on the internet. It’s full of people worshiping cats, writing on walls and using odd symbols. I saw a guidance symbol made out of glass.… Continue reading Symbol Jokes
Camouflage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Camouflage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend got some camouflage skates. He can hide but he can’t run. I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks. I went to… Continue reading Camouflage Jokes
Slice Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Slice Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw some cheese that refused to be sliced as it had greater plans… Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard. Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if… Continue reading Slice Jokes
Yeti Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman. A man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘Finding The Yeti’. The librarian directs… Continue reading Yeti Jokes
Weigh Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish may be easy to weigh because it comes with scales, but whales are more complicated. You need to take them to a whale weigh station. How do you work out… Continue reading Weigh Jokes
Palindrome Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Palindrome Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year’s Christmas palindrome award. Top resarch scientist in palindromes is Dr Awkward. The prizes from the Palindrome Awards come from the Reward… Continue reading Palindrome Jokes
Tongue Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tongue Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My favourite thing about tongue twisters? Hard to say… Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera. Tried some odd… Continue reading Tongue Jokes