This week’s corny jokes: More one liners

A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".

Continuing the theme of Friday being the day for old, unoriginal, corny jokes, here are some one liners for today… and as normal don’t expect originality or hilarity…     “You’re not my real ladder!” I shouted at my step-ladder…   A friend asked me if I had seen the film “Tractor”. “No”, I replied,… Continue reading This week’s corny jokes: More one liners

Corny Science Jokes for a Friday…

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

Continuing the theme of Friday being a day for humour, here are some corny science jokes to get you through a Friday… As always, they are rather old… A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?” The 1994 film Speed… Continue reading Corny Science Jokes for a Friday…

Corny Jokes for a Friday…

I've just received a letter saying that my friend bequeathed me a very expensive antique watch. I really hope it's not a wind up.

As it’s a Friday, it seems only right that we have some more old, corny jokes.  Here goes…. but they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine gave up his job at the classic rock magazine as he had musical differences with his colleagues. He gave rave reviews.… Continue reading Corny Jokes for a Friday…

Some more corny jokes

Pleased to say I was voted "Most likely to travel back in time, Class of 2053".

I posted some corny jokes yesterday, which seemed to go down well, judging by the number of page views that the post got, so I thought that you might want some more… which also come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top… Continue reading Some more corny jokes

A few corny jokes…

If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "not very good at following instructions".

At the last place that I worked, I had a reputation of telling corny jokes, for some reason.  When I left, there was some concern as to who might continue with these after I left, so I collected together some that I had told in the office, posted on Facebook, or tweeted, and gave them… Continue reading A few corny jokes…