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Apple Jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why don't Daleks hide in orchards?

This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of apple jokes. We have had various fruits and vegetables as the topic before, so this time it’s the turn of the ever popular apple.  Some may be rather similar to other fruit based jokes. They come as normal with no guarantee of humour or originality…… Continue reading Apple Jokes

Cricket Jokes

A friend of mine is a retired cricket umpire. He doesn't lift a finger now.

Both of the Ashes series – for male and female cricketers – are under way keeping the England and Australia teams busy, so the topic of this week’s one liners is cricket jokes. As normal, they may not be the funniest or most original…       Which birds are rubbish at cricket? Ducks.  … Continue reading Cricket Jokes

Ice Cream Jokes

My favourite superhero is Ice Cream Man.

Ice Cream Jokes seemed a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As normal, they come with no added topping of originality or funniness…       Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School.   Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked… Continue reading Ice Cream Jokes

Addiction Jokes

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

It has been pointed out that, given the number of motor racing events that I have been to recently, perhaps I am at least a little bit addicted to the sport. So, it seemed that addiction jokes were as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. As normal, they come… Continue reading Addiction Jokes

Summer Jokes

My company is better at making sun cream than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in.

The sun has arrived, and it seems that summer has started, so here are some summer jokes, one liners and puns. As always, they come with no guarantee of brightness, originality or funniness… What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner?  I’m your biggest fan. My company is better at making sun cream… Continue reading Summer Jokes

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