Taxi Jokes

Worst thing about being called Spartacus is that someone else always seems to get my taxi.

This week’s puns and one liners come in the form of taxi jokes. Let yourself be taken away by these, but don’t expect the destination to be originality or hilarity…       What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis.   My friend always went the extra mile at work.… Continue reading Taxi Jokes

Neck Jokes

The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is neck jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck.   Looking back, my neck hurts.   Went to a club wearing a set of… Continue reading Neck Jokes

Salt Jokes

I had dinner once with a chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths.. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Salt Jokes. Well,it’s the season for it… As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted…   Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.… Continue reading Salt Jokes

Drink Jokes

Not sure about my trendy new local cafe. It fills me with uncertain tea.

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of drink jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Just heard someone shouting “Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey!” I said “I call the shots around here”.   How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a drink? Tea, Rex?… Continue reading Drink Jokes

Needle Jokes

Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is needle jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it.   A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got… Continue reading Needle Jokes

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