This week’s puns and one liners come in the form of taxi jokes. Let yourself be taken away by these, but don’t expect the destination to be originality or hilarity… What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis. My friend always went the extra mile at work.… Continue reading Taxi Jokes
Month: March 2018
Neck Jokes
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is neck jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck. Looking back, my neck hurts. Went to a club wearing a set of jump leads around his… Continue reading Neck Jokes
Salt Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Salt Jokes. Well,it’s the season for it… As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted… Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.… Continue reading Salt Jokes
Drink Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of drink jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Just heard someone shouting “Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey!” I said “I call the shots around here”. How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a drink? Tea, Rex?… Continue reading Drink Jokes
Needle Jokes
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is needle jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it. A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got… Continue reading Needle Jokes