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Disappointing Jokes

Bought a book called 1001 Uses for Binary. Got home and was disappointed to find out there were only nine entries.

Arguably many of the pages on this site are full of disappointing jokes… this week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Disappointing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Disappointed at the local airport information desk. I asked them which island had the… Continue reading Disappointing Jokes

Fork Jokes

The fork and the spoon used to be good friends, then the fork realised the spoon kept stirring things.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fork Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks. Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said “use the forks, Luke”.… Continue reading Fork Jokes

Tyre Jokes

Went to a restaurant recently who served me a tyre souffle. They have a Michelin star.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tyre Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180 today. That’s inflation for you.   I left by bike beside a wall the other day, and… Continue reading Tyre Jokes

Brick Jokes

A lorry load of Lego bricks has overturned on the motorway. Police say they don't know what to make of it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Brick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof.   Had some ice cream recently that tasted of brick. Turned out it was Walls.   Went… Continue reading Brick Jokes

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