More Christmas Cracker Jokes

How do we know that Santa is a racing driver? Because he is always in pole position.

I posted one or two – or many more – jokes last week that had a Christmas theme, but now that we have had Christmas and a few more have appeared, here are a few more Christmas Cracker jokes for you, which as always, may not be particularly original, or even that funny for that… Continue reading More Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Cracker Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents...

As it’s the 20th December, it seems that there is only one topic that would be appropriate for this week’s puns and one-liners, and that is, of course, Christmas Cracker jokes.  I know that this list normally comes with the health warning that they are not particularly funny or original, and that is especially true… Continue reading Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Jumper Jokes

A friend of mine loses his cool every time he tries to arrange his jumpers in the wardrobe. I think he needs some help with hangar management.

For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes.  Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny.  It may… Continue reading Christmas Jumper Jokes

Dessert Jokes

I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all £5 apart from one that was £10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said "that's maderia cake".

With one-liners on food and restaurants in recent weeks, desserts – as in cakes, not as in sand – seems to be the next logical topic, so please do enjoy.  They come with the normal guarantee of unoriginality and unfunniness….       I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop.… Continue reading Dessert Jokes