Month: May 2025

Recycling Jokes

I was thinking about setting up a business recycling the chewing gum on the street but I just can't get it off the ground.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Recycling Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle. I used to work in a shoe recycling centre. It was sole destroying. I know someone who has… Continue reading Recycling Jokes

Invitation Jokes

Invited a vampire I know to dinner but he said he doesn't go to steakhouses.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Invitation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I call my mate The Exorcist. Every time I invite him round for Burns Supper, the spirits disappear. Managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull… Continue reading Invitation Jokes

Powder Jokes

I got told that bathroom powder is on a special offer. I said "talc is cheap".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Powder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move. A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit. I cooled some powdered snow to absolute… Continue reading Powder Jokes

Puncture Jokes

Went on a mindfulness retreat to lose the stress after getting a puncture. I learned the true meaning of letting go.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Puncture Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a puncture, used to cost 50p to reinflate it, now it’s £1. The price of inflation. Someone keeps puncturing tyres on cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him. Got… Continue reading Puncture Jokes

Still Jokes

The Highlighter Paradox: No matter how fast it moves it will still be stationery.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Still Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Still Jokes