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Dragon Jokes

I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is dragon jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.   What is the difference between St George and Santa’s… Continue reading Dragon Jokes

Cat Jokes

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is cat jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.   Lost money playing poker with one of the big cats… Continue reading Cat Jokes

Circus Jokes

My friend worked in a circus who did a human cannonball act. Never replaced him when he retired, couldn’t find anyone else of the same calibre.

I had my first visit to a circus this week in many years, so here are some circus jokes to mark the occasion. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? They made him bring it back.  … Continue reading Circus Jokes

Mime Jokes

Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.

Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.  … Continue reading Mime Jokes

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