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Silver Jokes

If Iron Man decided to work with the Silver Surfer, would they be alloys?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silver Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Mixed together iron, silver and a lizard and got an alloy-gator Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal. Got a silver medal… Continue reading Silver Jokes

Static Jokes

Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Static Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Do static caravans have a minimum charge? One cable says to another, “I’m so happy that I’ve finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I’m ex-static”. Saw… Continue reading Static Jokes

Insurance Jokes

Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Insurance Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered. Do Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance? I… Continue reading Insurance Jokes

Mars Jokes

How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin. I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be… Continue reading Mars Jokes

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