This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silver Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Mixed together iron, silver and a lizard and got an alloy-gator Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal. Got a silver medal… Continue reading Silver Jokes
Month: June 2021
Static Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Static Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Do static caravans have a minimum charge? One cable says to another, “I’m so happy that I’ve finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I’m ex-static”. Saw… Continue reading Static Jokes
Insurance Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Insurance Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered. Do Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance? I… Continue reading Insurance Jokes
Mars Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin. I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be… Continue reading Mars Jokes