Mars Jokes

How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin. I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be… Continue reading Mars Jokes