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Boot Jokes

I saw someone holding a pair of boots to his ears. Apparently he was listening to sole music.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of Boot Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       I went to the filling station this morning for petrol. The first pump didn’t work, neither did the second pump, nor the third. I went into the… Continue reading Boot Jokes

Octopus Jokes

People sometimes confuse the plural of octopus, it's one octopus, two octopuses, 3.14 octopi.

For no particular reason, the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Octopus Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed.   How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten… Continue reading Octopus Jokes

Mathematics Jokes

Never mention the number 288. It's just two gross.

I had a conversation recently about mathematics jokes, including some of the puns below, so here is a full page of them. Some of them are a little niche, so might require a bit of explaining if maths isn’t your thing. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…      … Continue reading Mathematics Jokes

Ladder Jokes

Never trust ladders. They're always up to something.

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ladder jokes. Don’t expect them to raise you up to another level, or to give you too much of a lift… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Heard a myth about a single bed placed… Continue reading Ladder Jokes

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