This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of Boot Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…. I went to the filling station this morning for petrol. The first pump didn’t work, neither did the second pump, nor the third. I went into the… Continue reading Boot Jokes
Month: January 2019
Octopus Jokes
For no particular reason, the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Octopus Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed. How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten… Continue reading Octopus Jokes
Mathematics Jokes
I had a conversation recently about mathematics jokes, including some of the puns below, so here is a full page of them. Some of them are a little niche, so might require a bit of explaining if maths isn’t your thing. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There are 10… Continue reading Mathematics Jokes
Ladder Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ladder jokes. Don’t expect them to raise you up to another level, or to give you too much of a lift… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a myth about a single bed placed… Continue reading Ladder Jokes