Month: May 2013

Friday is cheesy one-liner day

If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over and say "7 up is Lemonade".

As usual, here are some unoriginal old puns for a Friday… a day where a cheesy one-liner helps make it feel closer to the weekend.  They come with no guarantee of hilarity or quality.     I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….   If you… Continue reading Friday is cheesy one-liner day

An index of one-liners

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

I have been posting cheesy one-liners every Friday for the last few weeks, and I thought that it might be useful to have an index of the jokes so that they can be easily navigated. These are all old, unoriginal, and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh, but you might still like… Continue reading An index of one-liners

Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

I went to the doctor and said "I keep dreaming my eyes change colour". He said "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

As always, it’s Friday and Friday is cheesy jokes day… and as always, they are old, unoriginal and not actually that funny… but let’s hope that you like them anyway and might at least raise a smile.       Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone… Continue reading Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

One-liners to occupy a Friday…

I'm hoping for a cure to hiccoughs but I'm not holding my breath.

As normal for a Friday, here are a few jokes to keep you going until the weekend starts properly.  As always, they are not new, not original, and most often not funny.  Well, maybe a little amusing.  At least as one-liners, they are generally quite short… Hope you like them.       Went into… Continue reading One-liners to occupy a Friday…

Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges?

I may be out of the country, but that does not prevent me from providing a few corny one-liners for a Friday… as usual, they’re old, unoriginal and more likely to produce a groan than a laugh… Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night.  He was playing against… Continue reading Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

Corny One-liners: Well, it is Friday

Which part of Scotland was also Formula One World Champion? Ayr Town Centre.

As it is a Friday, here are a few more corny one-liners for you.  As always, they are not new or original.  And often, not really that funny.  More of a groan than a laugh, I suspect….       Went to a restaurant last night with some friends. Chap said “Do you have reservations?”.… Continue reading Corny One-liners: Well, it is Friday