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Jacket Jokes

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Jacket Jokes, which as always come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.   Took my jacket potato to the dentist. It needed a filling.   Why do bears have… Continue reading Jacket Jokes

Pig Jokes

I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

Pigs have been in the news recently as we have entered the Year of the Pig, so in tribute to the lovely, clever creatures, here are some pig jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee oh hilarity or originality…       A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going… Continue reading Pig Jokes

Interview Jokes

I was asked in an interview if I could perform under pressure. I said yes, and I do a good version of Bohemian Rhapsody too.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of interview jokes, but I don’t recommend using them in an interview… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend had an interview for a job a local taxi company. He turned up twenty minutes late, and the… Continue reading Interview Jokes

Scale Jokes

Someone asked me how you weigh an elephant. It's quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.

This week’s series of puns and one liners take the form of scale jokes. Of course, scale can have several meanings, and there are a few here, and as always, these would rank low on a scale of one to ten for either hilarity or originality…       On a scale of one to… Continue reading Scale Jokes

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