Nettle Jokes

Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They're going to be used in a sting operation.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got stung by nettles recently. He over charged me for the full Bergerac VHS set. The most stinging plant based rock is Heavy Nettle. Someone asked me if I could prevent… Continue reading Nettle Jokes

Sand Jokes

My bucket list: sand, ice, water.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sand Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”. I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think… Continue reading Sand Jokes

Carriage Jokes

Someone told me that getting a coach would improve my tennis. Now I've no idea what to do with this horse and carriage.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Carriage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a jewel carriageway. I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I… Continue reading Carriage Jokes

Harp Jokes

Heard an easy listen strings version of Bonnie Tyler hits. It's totally clips of the harp.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Harp Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre. Saw an advert for a really quiet harp on eBay. No strings… Continue reading Harp Jokes