This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Powder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move.
A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
I cooled some powdered snow to absolute zero to see what would happen to it. It’s 0K now.
Went to a new high end trendy restaurant last night. They served me a bowl of powder. Apparently it was just the finest ingredients.
Kirk asked Spock what sort of washing powder he uses. “That’s biological, captain”.
A friend spilt his protein powder and went straight into denial. He just kept saying “no whey, no whey”.
Wondered why the police were interested in the chap with the bag of white powder, turned out to be a salt.
I got told that bathroom powder is on a special offer. I said “talc is cheap”.
I know some talented people but none can hold a candle to what my friend Fred does. He makes gunpowder.
I saw a detective covered in baking powder. Sherlock Foams.
They don’t use real powdered snow when filming Thomas the Tank Engine. It’s bicarbonate of Sodor.
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