Darts Jokes

They used to call me Mister Dartboard in my local pub. Because I usually did.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Darts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche.   My favourite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten.   They used to call me Mister Dartboard… Continue reading Darts Jokes

Tax Jokes

If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I'd have a huge tax bill.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed.   If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of… Continue reading Tax Jokes

Radio Jokes

He always listened to the radio on his bus

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes

Pop Jokes

too many pop ups

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Lollipop ladies make me cross.   Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.  … Continue reading Pop Jokes

Corner Jokes

turns out it was a t junction

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of corner jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.   Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient… Continue reading Corner Jokes

Drum Jokes

drum roll please

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.   Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for… Continue reading Drum Jokes

Bus Jokes

I took the bus instead

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bus jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       What sort of public transport do superheroes use? Bus Lightyear.   Do they have a conductor on electric buses?   I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a… Continue reading Bus Jokes