Month: October 2024

Earth Jokes

I have a friend who had a small part as someone from Earth in a Sci-Fi film. He was a Terrestrial Extra.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Earth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… They had to evacuate a local festival when a band did a cover of Boogie Wonderland. It set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm. A friend makes smoothies that make me… Continue reading Earth Jokes

Sequel Jokes

Saw a film called Tim Buck recently. Really good, hope there's going to be a sequel.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sequel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why are first novels afraid of sequels? They always come after them. Highlander has spawned a lot of sequels for a film with the tag line “There can be only one”. They… Continue reading Sequel Jokes

Shepherd Jokes

A friend of mine tried to divide 22 sheep into 7 pens and ended up with a shepherd's pi.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shepherd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff. A friend gave up his job… Continue reading Shepherd Jokes

Freezer Jokes

Put my freezer beside my fridge. They're chilling.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Freezer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. Who gave the speech? The toaster. Opened the freezer, there was some green ice cream in it. It was mint. I was… Continue reading Freezer Jokes