Month: March 2020

Pub Jokes

I went to a pub called 'The Light Brigade' recently. They certainly knew how to charge.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Leg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and another page to come about the old “a [Insert Something Here] walks into a pub” jokes… I was in a pub the other night, and some bloke offered me eight legs… Continue reading Pub Jokes

Leg Jokes

I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Leg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What do you call a three legged horse? A Reliant Dobbin.   Went to see that new play, “Broken Leg” last night. The cast was amazing.   Was on… Continue reading Leg Jokes

Pickle Jokes

A lorry carrying brine has crashed on the motorway. Drivers are described as being in a bit of a pickle.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pickle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.   I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared. It was jarring.   I’m surrounded by pickled vegetables… Continue reading Pickle Jokes

Herb Jokes

Went to a restaurant the other night, asked for something herby. They gave me an old Volkswagen Beetle with no driver.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Herb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Great to hear The Doctor’s new herb range has won awards. He is a Thyme Lord.   Thought I’d purchase a tall herb plant but actually turned out to… Continue reading Herb Jokes