This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pickle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.
I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared. It was jarring.
I’m surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars. It’s like Piccalilli Circus here.
Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and rice. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
“Spring, salad, shallot, pickled”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
Gherkins giggle when you touch them. They’re picklish.
A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”.
A lorry carrying brine has crashed on the motorway. Drivers are described as being in a bit of a pickle.
Friend of mine is in a gherkin orchestra. He plays the pickle-o.
I merged an alligator with a pickle and got a crocodill.
If you like these pickle jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.