Pickle Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pickle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

 

I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared. It was jarring.

 

I’m surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars. It’s like Piccalilli Circus here.

 

Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and rice. I wish he’d stop taking sides.

 

“Spring, salad, shallot, pickled”, said a friend. He knows his onions.

 

Gherkins giggle when you touch them. They’re picklish.

 

A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”.

 

A lorry carrying brine has crashed on the motorway. Drivers are described as being in a bit of a pickle.

 

Friend of mine is in a gherkin orchestra. He plays the pickle-o.

 

I merged an alligator with a pickle and got a crocodill.

 
 
 

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