This week’s puns and one liners take the form of XXXXX Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine puts blood, sweat and tears into everything he does. Great guy, awful chef.
I asked a friend who is a chef if he ever served almost raw steak. He said yes, but it’s rare.
Turns out that the chef in my local Scandinavian restaurant isn’t actually from the area. They use artificial Swedener.
Asked my chef friend why he was putting so much oregano in the pasta sauce. He said he was making up for lost thyme.
Local chef got sacked for stealing utensils. It was a whisk he was willing to take.
The great chef who cooked for Pharaohs was Gordon Rameses II.
A chef told me which herbs to cook chicken with. It was sage advice.
Local chef always served wet noodles, so they gave him a re-straining order.
A chef realised he’d cooked elk meat rather than beef and said “I’ve made a huge moose steak”.
The chef hasn’t realised that I’ve swapped the labels on his jars yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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