This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Golf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one. I could tell… Continue reading Golf Jokes
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Smash Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. A friend was in a band called the… Continue reading Smash Jokes
Radioactive Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radioactive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache. In the canteen at a nuclear power plant, they’re serving fission chips. Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen… Continue reading Radioactive Jokes
Reservation Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reservation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turned up at the hotel lobby with a friend, the chap said “do you have reservations?”. “Yes”, I said, “I suspect the beds will be lumpy and the breakfast buffet poor”. Tried… Continue reading Reservation Jokes
Panda Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Panda Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates. All these years of technological developments and… Continue reading Panda Jokes
Jump Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Really don’t like it when someone jumps in the elevator and presses all the buttons. It’s wrong on so many levels. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team.… Continue reading Jump Jokes
Nut Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nut Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did a great palindrome swap. A nut for a jar of tuna. A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”. I had to… Continue reading Nut Jokes
Encyclopedia Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Encyclopedia Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia. I put my encyclopedia in the fridge to get some cold hard facts. I love the audio version of the… Continue reading Encyclopedia Jokes
Election Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Election Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. Weird election result where everyone has to say “aaah” like… Continue reading Election Jokes
Eye Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eye Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. For most people, carrots are good for your… Continue reading Eye Jokes