This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Leg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do you call a three legged horse? A Reliant Dobbin.
Went to see that new play, “Broken Leg” last night. The cast was amazing.
Was on a really cramped plane the other week. Ended up with jet leg.
Another scarecrow went for dinner with a cow friend, but it cost him an arm and a leg.
I was in a pub the other night, and some bloke offered me eight legs of venison for £200. I said “£200? That’s too dear”….
Not so sure why everyone goes on about genetically modified food. I had a lovely leg of salmon the other day.
A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my leg”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.
Why do actors say “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.
My leg keeps making a mooing noise. I think I have a calf injury.
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