Month: September 2023

Golf Jokes

Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Golf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one. I could tell… Continue reading Golf Jokes

Smash Jokes

Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. A friend was in a band called the… Continue reading Smash Jokes

Radioactive Jokes

Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radioactive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache. In the canteen at a nuclear power plant, they’re serving fission chips. Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen… Continue reading Radioactive Jokes

Reservation Jokes

A public speaker told me he was going to complain about his function reservation being cancelled but he has no room to talk.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reservation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turned up at the hotel lobby with a friend, the chap said “do you have reservations?”. “Yes”, I said, “I suspect the beds will be lumpy and the breakfast buffet poor”. Tried… Continue reading Reservation Jokes

Panda Jokes

Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Panda Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates. All these years of technological developments and… Continue reading Panda Jokes