Smash Jokes

Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.
Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.

Someone told me they were going to smash the top of a guitar into me. I said “is that a fret?”

Entered a window fitting competition. Smashed it.

Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.

I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage.

I remember when I had a broken calculator with a smashed multiplication symbol on it. Times were tough.

Someone just smashed all my boxes of cornflakes and Rice Krispies. Cereal killer.

Smashed a sheet of glass and can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.

I fell over and smashed a series of mannequins in the local sports store. Thankfully there were no casual tees.

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