This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
Someone told me they were going to smash the top of a guitar into me. I said “is that a fret?”
Entered a window fitting competition. Smashed it.
Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.
I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage.
I remember when I had a broken calculator with a smashed multiplication symbol on it. Times were tough.
Someone just smashed all my boxes of cornflakes and Rice Krispies. Cereal killer.
Smashed a sheet of glass and can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.
I fell over and smashed a series of mannequins in the local sports store. Thankfully there were no casual tees.
If you like these smash jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.