The festive period in my house has, in addition to Christmas and New Year, my birthday somewhere between the two, so plenty of parties, and most of the celebratory pun topics have been used up, so here are some balloon jokes as an as of yet unused pun source. As normal, they come with no… Continue reading Balloon Jokes
Category: 2017
Elf Jokes
It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the… Continue reading Elf Jokes
Island Jokes
I found myself near the Lake Isle of Innisfree this week, as made famous by the William Butler Yates, on Lough Gill near Sligo in Ireland, and it gave me the topic for this week’s puns and one liners, so here are some island jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or… Continue reading Island Jokes
Rabbit Jokes
This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of rabbit jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare. Got in a lift with an animal that looked… Continue reading Rabbit Jokes
Brush Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of brush jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop and a brush”. Friend if… Continue reading Brush Jokes
Shoe Jokes
I have oddly had lots of shoe based conversations in the last few days, so this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoe Jokes (thanks Tim & Aimee). As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to the filling station this morning for petrol.… Continue reading Shoe Jokes
Map Jokes
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is map jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but hopefully they will help you find your way through. I love my map. I’d be lost without it. Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen.… Continue reading Map Jokes
Tooth Jokes
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…. I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation. A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then… Continue reading Tooth Jokes
Trouser Jokes
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was in a hurry so tried pressing… Continue reading Trouser Jokes
Dragon Jokes
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is dragon jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. What is the difference between St George and Santa’s… Continue reading Dragon Jokes