A rebel without a Claus

Elf Jokes

It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



Why did the elf turn his phone to silent? He was bored of the rings.


Who was Elrond’s favourite Rock Star? Elvish Presley.


Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught.


What is the technical name for Santa’s elves? Subordinate clauses.


What type of photos does Santa take? Elfies.


Were does Santa get his helpers? From the National Elf Service


What’s do you call Santa’s singing elves? Wrappers


Why are Santa’s elves sometimes called eves? At Christmas, there is Noel.


What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause.


What do elves get instead of athlete’s foot?  Missile-toe.


Why did Santa’s helper want to keep the presents?  Because he was a bit Elfish.


Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return?  Because he’s elf employed.


What do you call an elf who runs off and stops working for Santa?  A rebel without a Claus.


What do the elves cook with in the kitchen? A utinsel.



Last week’s Island jokes are here.


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