Month: March 2024

Trailer Jokes

Always find it hard to rent a trailer. I've never managed it without a hitch.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of trailer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a trailer filled with musicians with someone trying to fill up a car on it. I think they were trying to pump on the bandwagon. I haven’t seen that new film… Continue reading Trailer Jokes

Seagull Jokes

I saw a bird so big today that it was more than a seagull, maybe a d-gull. Or even an eagle.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seagull Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the seagull cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off. Which side of a seagull has most feathers? The outside. Heard about a seagull who stole a sausage. It… Continue reading Seagull Jokes

Trifle Jokes

Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trifle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant. Drove to work yesterday, almost no one else out. I saw a… Continue reading Trifle Jokes

Minecraft Jokes

How do Minecraft players measure their shoe size? In square feet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Minecraft Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Weird thing about food in Minecraft is that it all tastes very gamey. How do Minecraft players stay fit? They run around the block. Why don’t Ender Dragons like reading books? They… Continue reading Minecraft Jokes

Pump Jokes

All the places where I can get fuel are like family to me. They're my pump kin.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I remember when air pumps for car tyres used to be free, now they cost £1. The rising cost of inflation. I left my job running an air pump. Couldn’t handle the… Continue reading Pump Jokes