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Traffic Jokes

Got a new job as a traffic warden, and started basic training. Thought to myself, "that's just the ticket."

I had one of those mornings yesterday where traffic was worse than normal, and three hours into what should have been a 45 minute journey, I turned back as I was still only – as Bon Jovi would say – half way there. Every cloud though has a silver lining, and the traffic seems a… Continue reading Traffic Jokes

Coffee Jokes

I've got an old bag of coffee grounds that I keep for sedimental reasons.

The topic of this week’s one liners and puns is coffee jokes.  The drink might come in all sorts of varieties, as espressos, lattes, cappuccinos and the like, but these come in one variety: neither original or that funny.  At least they are all short…     Don’t think I could cope with a job… Continue reading Coffee Jokes

Lemon Jokes

Friend of mine lost his job at the lemon factory. He couldn't concentrate.

Often, the topic for the week’s one liners is from a random source, and this week is one of those. No idea why, but here are some lemon jokes. Hope they don’t leave a sour taste. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny or original…     Went to the shop today to… Continue reading Lemon Jokes

Phone Jokes

Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Phone Jokes. Don’t be too shocked though, like with most ring tones, at a lack of originality or humour.       I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?”, so I said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up.   Friend… Continue reading Phone Jokes

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