Month: February 2021

Shakespeare Jokes

Sonnet the Hedgehog Computer Game

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shakespeare Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses. A pencil has been discovered… Continue reading Shakespeare Jokes

Basket Jokes

Had a basket of strawberries that I wanted to make funny so I decided to pun it

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Basket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket. Tried to put my trampoline in the laundry basket. Time… Continue reading Basket Jokes

Casino Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Casino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”. Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I… Continue reading Casino Jokes

Trophy Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trophy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society raffle. They gave me a posh trophy. Won all the trophies at the Janitor Association Awards. It was a clean… Continue reading Trophy Jokes