This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Basket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket.
Tried to put my trampoline in the laundry basket. Time for some spring cleaning.
I saw a lion get in to a hot air balloon basket. It caused quite an uproar.
Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits.
Just saw someone fall over and drop a basket of freshly ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
Some of the items from my mate’s fruit basket were stolen. He was left peachless.
Fed up with the laundry basket. I’m going to throw the towel in.
Had a basket of strawberries that I wanted to make funny, so I decided to pun it.
My dad always said never put your eggs in one basket. Great guy, terrible person to take food shopping.
Found a single sock in the laundry basket. It was looking for its sole mate.
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