This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Court Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Rumour has it that all the judges aspire to go to play basketball on top of the local skyscraper. It’s the highest court in the country.
Two teams of engineers were arguing about who owned the rights to a space probe, but they decided to satellite out of court.
Took a case to court about making bread, but unfortunately it was dismissed because I only had anec-dough-tal evidence.
The king asked his fool for a joke and the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
I heard that a sacked dodgem supervisor is taking his former employer to court claiming Funfair Dismissal…
A friend of mine likes to stand in the middle of tennis courts. Annette.
Had my luggage torn to pieces, so I asked my lawyer if I could sue the airline. He said, “you don’t have much of a case”.
Lost a court case when the judge called me egotistical. I’m appealing.
Went to witness what happens in court yesterday. Lots of judgmental people.
Can’t prebook tennis courts at my local club. It’s a first come first serve basis.
Vampires don’t like going to court. Too much chance of a cross examination.
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