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Restaurant Jokes

Local pizza place has made the country's biggest pizza base. I'd love to see someone top that.

After last week’s food jokes, the topic this week is restaurant jokes, which as normal, come with no guarantee of being funny or original.  In fact quite the opposite.  I hope you enjoy them… Out for dinner last night, I ordered from The Specials menu. Think I had Too Much Fu Yung. Went to a… Continue reading Restaurant Jokes

Food jokes

A friend makes smoothies that make me think heaven is a place on earth. Blender Carlisle.

This week’s topic of jokes for a Friday is food, always a popular choice, at least with me.  As normal, these food jokes may not be your “cup of tea”, and don’t expect too much originality or them to be that funny…       I had a pelican curry the other day. It tasted… Continue reading Food jokes

Dentist Jokes

A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.

The topic of this week’s bad jokes is dentists and dentistry, so if you like dentist jokes, keep reading. As usual, don’t expect any of them to be particularly original or funny…       A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.   Dentistry can… Continue reading Dentist Jokes

Music Jokes

I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas, but it was just my cold field.

Following a request at a train station yesterday evening (really!), this week’s collection of not that funny or original puns and one liners is on the theme of music jokes….       U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them.   When The… Continue reading Music Jokes

Halloween Jokes

What do you do if zombies are attacking your house? Surround it with treadmills.

It’s 1st November, or All Saints’ Day, meaning that yesterday was Hallowe’en, so here are a few unoriginal and not that funny Halloween jokes that may give you more of a fright than a laugh…       I’ve noticed that ghosts in lifts always seem to be happy. I think it raises the spirits.… Continue reading Halloween Jokes

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