Tag: Music

Violin Jokes

I saw a pig who plays the violin walking with a limp. Turns out he'd pulled a hamstring.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Violin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern. Saw an advert for a really quiet violin on eBay. No strings attached. Local pub… Continue reading Violin Jokes

Cymbal Jokes

It's not that hard to get a job as a percussionist, you just have to answer the cymbal questions.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cymbal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions. I keep hearing xylophones, cymbals and other percussion instruments in my loft. It’s… Continue reading Cymbal Jokes

Tribute Band Jokes

then they lost their edge

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tribute Band Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone.… Continue reading Tribute Band Jokes

Guitar Jokes

Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It… Continue reading Guitar Jokes

Karaoke Jokes

Someone took a photo of me singing REM songs at karaoke. That's me in the corner.

I had the joy last weekend of spending a couple of hours in a karaoke room with a group of friends, and whilst the best policy was “what happens in the karaoke room stays in the karaoke room” applies – my lack in singing talent was made up for with enthusiasm – it seems that… Continue reading Karaoke Jokes

Music Jokes

I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas, but it was just my cold field.

Following a request at a train station yesterday evening (really!), this week’s collection of not that funny or original puns and one liners is on the theme of music jokes….       U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them.   When The… Continue reading Music Jokes

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