Waffle Jokes

Good waffles are like good cricket teams. You need a good batter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles. The… Continue reading Waffle Jokes

Cafe Jokes

I was in the local Karma Cafe the other night. There were no main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was sitting in a cafe… Continue reading Cafe Jokes

Crumble Jokes

A huge ship with a cargo of apple crumble sank recently. The coastguard have warned sailors to be on the lookout for unusual currants.

After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.  … Continue reading Crumble Jokes

Rice Jokes

I can tell I'm having a bad day when even my Rice Krispies don't talk to me.

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben.   I was at a… Continue reading Rice Jokes

Food jokes

A friend makes smoothies that make me think heaven is a place on earth. Blender Carlisle.

This week’s topic of jokes for a Friday is food, always a popular choice, at least with me.  As normal, these food jokes may not be your “cup of tea”, and don’t expect too much originality or them to be that funny…       I had a pelican curry the other day. It tasted… Continue reading Food jokes