This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crayon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
You know I’m not good at make up when my favourite shade of lipstick is crayon.
Friend of mine was feeling down, so I let them add some colour to my tattoos. They just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
Which crayon is responsible for answering the phone? Yellow?
I knew I wasn’t going to make it as a nurse when I took a crayon with me to draw blood.
I was told not to eat my greens when I was at primary school. To be fair, they were talking about the crayons.
I was surprised that there were some crayons missing from my box. They came out of the blue.
Friend of mine keeps trying to use black and white crayons to draw stripes on my back. Wish he’d stop badgering me.
Local school has new walls that stop crayons from being used on them. It’s unremarkable.
I did a test once that involved playing darts with crayons. I passed with flying colours.
Crayons that are heavily used are pointless.
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