Month: January 2026

Punk Jokes

Thomas the Tank Engine was a rebellious youth. A real Steam Punk.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Punk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Going to stop listening to Daft Punk. Just one more time… Thomas the Tank Engine was a rebellious youth. A real Steam Punk. A punk drummer I know has had a tattoo… Continue reading Punk Jokes

Squid Jokes

Was going to tell you a squid joke but it was kraken me up.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squid Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles. Someone told me that whales could squirt ink, then I realised they were just squidding. I asked how much the… Continue reading Squid Jokes

Gate Jokes

I bought a Dickensian fence for my garden, and had gate expectations.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gate Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate. Chap going around stealing gates from homes around here. No one wants to… Continue reading Gate Jokes

Running Jokes

Saw a group of characters from Greek mythology in a running race. Dash of the Titans.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Running Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet. My broken tap keeps getting fitter and fitter. It won’t stop running. Turning my barn into a… Continue reading Running Jokes

Viking Jokes

Met a Viking Vampire once. Norseferatu.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Viking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier. It was sent by Norse Code. I’d tell you a Viking joke but there’s Norway you’d laugh. Heard about someone who was repeatedly reincarnated as… Continue reading Viking Jokes