Month: February 2024

Caterpillar Jokes

Went to investigate a rumour about a giant caterpillar in the city, when I got there it turned out to be an urban moth.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Caterpillar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Caterpillar Jokes

Coat Jokes

I saw a knight wearing a coat shaped like an octopus. Apparently it was his coat of arms.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coat Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local decorator has a tiny wardrobe. He only needs one coat. Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t… Continue reading Coat Jokes

Chilli Jokes

I made some tiny jackets for my jalapenos because they were a little chilli.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of chilli Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage. How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it… Continue reading Chilli Jokes

Miner Jokes

Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Miner Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman… Continue reading Miner Jokes