This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Caterpillar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.
The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was still putting his boots on.
How does a caterpillar get six feet in the air? It rolls on its back.
I ate a caterpillar once and ended up with butterflies in my stomach.
Where do you purcahse a baby butterfly? From a caterlog.
Went to investigate a rumour about a giant caterpillar in the city, when I got there it turned out to be an urban moth.
I told the doctor I thought I was a caterpillar, he told me not to worry, I’d soon change.
The caterpillar was told he was too young to go the dance. It was a moth ball.
Saw a butterfly resting on what looked like a tiny cushion. Turned out to be a caterpillow.
A caterpillar saw a butterfly and said “you’ve really changed”.
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