Curry Jokes

I ordered a pelican curry the other night. It tasted ok but the bill was enormous.

It’s Boxing Day, which means that there are plenty of people out there making turkey curry – and turkey sandwiches and all sorts of other turkey based dishes, no doubt – so what better topic for today’s puns and one-liners than curry jokes.  As normal, don’t expect an original recipe, or too much added funniness…… Continue reading Curry Jokes

Party Jokes

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant...

One of the features of this Christmas time of the year is the number of celebrations that occur, and the opportunities to catch up with various groups of friends, family and colleagues.  I’ve been to a few parties over the last few days and realised that I had not thought of any jokes, or even… Continue reading Party Jokes

There Are Two Types of People jokes…

There are two types of people in the world. Those that finish what they start.

A conversation over coffee this week seemed to feature lots of one-liners that featured the starting phrase, “There are two types of people in the world…” or something similar, so here are a series of Two Types of People jokes.  That said, if one of the types of people is those that post original and… Continue reading There Are Two Types of People jokes…

Horse Jokes

A racehorse walks into a bar with its entourage. The barman says "you can't come in here with those trainers".

This week’s series of one-liners and puns takes the form of horse jokes.  They, as ever, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…     Got annoyed when I found out someone had used my raw materials for a new scarecrow to feed their horse. That was the last straw.   What do you… Continue reading Horse Jokes