Month: April 2016

Queue Jokes

Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said "Are we nearly there yet?"

This week’s topic for one liners is queue jokes, or standing in line jokes for those on the other side of the Atlantic.  Don’t worry, there’s not a long wait for these, but there might also be not too much hilarity or originality….         Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst… Continue reading Queue Jokes

X-Ray Jokes

Superman inherited his X-ray ability from his family. He has parental super vision.

I started an alphabetical list of my pages of puns recently and it made it clear that there are some letters that seem less popular than others. So, here are some X-ray jokes to get another letter started. As normal, they come with no guarantee of humour or originality.       I had a… Continue reading X-Ray Jokes

Zoo Jokes

I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.

Going wild this week with some zoo jokes, please do enjoy. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to the zoo and saw an antelope. I had never seen an insect get married before.   I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He… Continue reading Zoo Jokes

Water Jokes

I thought about splashing out on a water bed.

The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners was a bottle of water on a table, so here are some water jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.       A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.   Every… Continue reading Water Jokes

Light Jokes

Found our the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Spring is here, British Summer Time has arrived, and the sun is shining, so this week here are some light jokes. Not lightbulb jokes though as that’s a whole other genre. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs… Continue reading Light Jokes

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