This week’s topic for one liners is queue jokes, or standing in line jokes for those on the other side of the Atlantic. Don’t worry, there’s not a long wait for these, but there might also be not too much hilarity or originality…. Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst… Continue reading Queue Jokes
Month: April 2016
X-Ray Jokes
I started an alphabetical list of my pages of puns recently and it made it clear that there are some letters that seem less popular than others. So, here are some X-ray jokes to get another letter started. As normal, they come with no guarantee of humour or originality. I had a… Continue reading X-Ray Jokes
Zoo Jokes
Going wild this week with some zoo jokes, please do enjoy. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to the zoo and saw an antelope. I had never seen an insect get married before. I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He… Continue reading Zoo Jokes
Water Jokes
The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners was a bottle of water on a table, so here are some water jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well. Every… Continue reading Water Jokes
Light Jokes
Spring is here, British Summer Time has arrived, and the sun is shining, so this week here are some light jokes. Not lightbulb jokes though as that’s a whole other genre. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs… Continue reading Light Jokes